guy:
sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with
evincibly:
girl, there is a fine line between wearing makeup and looking like you just got gang banged by crayola
you know what really turns me on?
unprotected
wifi
itsmemacleod:
FOX News: The Obama’s are sponsoring an Easter Egg ‘Roll.’ We know what that means, don’t we?
koalatea:
to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong
itsmemacleod:
o shit my bosses want to have a meeting with me after work because I missed the one before work
Goodbye job it was sort of fun
huskypanda:
my life is like a bad US version of a really good show made in the UK
