guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

evincibly:

girl, there is a fine line between wearing makeup and looking like you just got gang banged by crayola 

you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

itsmemacleod:

FOX News: The Obama’s are sponsoring an Easter Egg ‘Roll.’ We know what that means, don’t we?

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

itsmemacleod:

o shit my bosses want to have a meeting with me after work because I missed the one before work

Goodbye job it was sort of fun

huskypanda:

my life is like a bad US version of a really good show made in the UK

brigwife:

hotsuburbandad:

tourettes:

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

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